he's lost it.....gotta see

 Doppelganger Radar: It measures the speed of people who look like you.

I could talk to you for days about how I treat rashes.
And that's just scratching the surface.

At one point, Fred thought He’d be a successful writer for Hallmark.
Unfortunately, it just wasn’t in the cards.

Did I ever tell you how funny the word Pumpernickel is?
No? I guess it’s my Rye sense of humour.