he's lost it.....gotta see

 What do you call getting coerced into doing something by a Frenchman?

Pierre pressure.

Fred tried to write a joke about double entendres…
But he couldn’t quite put it to bed.

Fred has a new job - trying to find the smallest species of Ursus.
To be honest he does the bear minimum.

Fred couldn't get cell phone reception while visiting the cemetery.

It was a dead zone.