he's lost it.....gotta see

 The Vatican is releasing an online payment system to absolve you of your sins.

They're calling it PaPal.

Fred went to a psychic the other day who was severely depressed.
Turns out, there was no happy medium.

A microbiologist dropped a Petri dish.
It resulted in severe culture shock.

I thought I'd been stung by a wasp while eating sushi, but it turned out it wasabi.