he's lost it.....gotta see

 My therapist says I have a hard time verbalizing my emotions.

Can't say I'm surprised.

Fred walked through the airport holding a basketball.
He was travelling.

Fred's wife said quilts are better than duvets, so he said that she should be more careful making blanket statements.

I watched that show 50 Things To Do Before You Die. You would have thought the obvious one was, ‘shout for help'.