Fred kept going on and on about what they should put in the empty drawer. . .

His wife said to put a sock in it.

Fred inadvertently hit a baseball into a guy's face that resulted in an angry look.
It was a scowl ball.

What type of dinosaur was in the Epstein files?
Pte-redact-yl.

My father's advice: "if you got up there on your own you can get down on your own".
Great father. Awful air traffic controller.



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