he's lost it.....gotta see

 After years of being an addict, Fred checked himself into Waltzers anonymous.

It's a three step program.

It's hard to play poker with an origami expert.
They always fold.

You don't have to be faster than the bear.
You just have to be faster than anyone else on the hike.

Fred's wife insisted that they didn't need to spend money to hire someone to help her through her pregnancy, but now she is having a midwife crisis.