he's lost it.....gotta see

 When you forget to set a timer but the pasta still comes out perfect?

An acc-aldente.

Fred's struggling ship building business has quality control issues.

It's barely staying afloat.

Fred was so broke one time that he actually pick pocketed a midget. . .
Who knew he could stoop so low. He only got small change.

Fred got a job in a thermometer factory.
Unfortunately, it's just temp work.