he's lost it.....gotta see

 Don't  interrupt someone working intently on a word puzzle.

Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

Fred spent ages trying to work out the meaning of inconsequential.
Before realising that it wasn't that important.

My wife and I were arguing over whether it’s called a cravat or an ascot.
I said, “Let’s just call it a tie”.

The inventor of crazy glue wrote a hard to believe autobiography.
But that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.