he's lost it.....gotta see

 A sales guy kept being very pushy so Fred yelled, “Non!” “Nyet!” “Nein!”

But he wouldn’t take No foreign answer.

Fred entered a fancy dress competition wearing a giraffe costume.
He lost, but walked away with his head held high.

Fred decided to quit telling jokes.
Sometimes it makes him feel funny.

Fred bought shares in Comedy Central.
It turned out to be the laughing stock of his portfolio.