he's lost it.....gotta see

 How did the beauty school students do on their manicure test?

They nailed it.

Fred couldn't remember where he stored his root vegetables.
But he's sure they'll turnip somewhere.

A girl who collects snails, turtles, oysters and clams?
Shelly.

People can have up to 20% of their nightmares about cheese varieties.
The rest are butter dreams.