he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred keeps taking photos of himself with a boiling kettle.

He has selfie steam issues.

Fred told a bad hepatectomy joke.
It was poorly delivered.

Fred recently attempted to improve his ambidexterity.
At first he had mixed feelings about it but now he believes it's more than just right.

Fred and his wife split up for religious reasons.
She worshipped money. He didn’t have any.