he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred accidentally threw his heirloom wrist watch into the trash.

It was a waste of precious time.

Being unemployed was tough but Fred got a new job repairing porcelain.
His future is in pieces but he's putting it back together.

As a boxer Fred had the worst defence ever.
Hands down.

A guy tried to sell me a mirror, but I knew it was a scam
I could see right through it.