he's lost it.....gotta see

 I was taking a stab at coming up with some sword fighting  puns, but I couldn’t find any words with a duel meaning.

According to my doctor, I’m not getting enough fiber in my diet.
This news has been really hard to digest.

How happy is Fred now that his cloning experiments finally worked?

He's beside himself.

Santa is surprisingly good at public speaking.
He really knows how to present.