he's lost it.....gotta see

 I don’t like Turkey at Christmas, it puts me to sleep.

I’m not a trypto-fan.

The breed of animal that produces chocolate milk?
The ca-cow.

When he went to Australia, Fred tried kangaroo steaks.

He said it tasted like a strong IPA - kind of  hoppy.

Why do many people watch Bruce Willis movies during Christmas?
Because old habits DieHard.