he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred tried to make a belt out of watches.

It was a total waist of time, but at least it held his pants up for a minute.

There's a new movie coming out about mobile homes.
You've got to see the trailer.

Fred is tired of driving his co-workers to the office.

He's developing carpool tunnel syndrome.

Never run with bagpipes.
You could get kilt.