he's lost it.....gotta see

 200 shepherds in a conference room?

A shearholder meeting.

Fred tried to get the Netflix fireplace to work for hours to no avail.
Turns out he forgot to put the login.

Police are looking for a thief who stole a cement truck
They have a few leads but nothing concrete.

The difference between a reindeer and a knight in shining armor?
One is slaying a dragon and the other is dragon a sleigh.