he's lost it.....gotta see

 The worst part of ordering Peking duck?

Getting the bill.

Fred invented some anti gloating lotion.
He can’t wait to rub it in.

A belligerent soprano got fired from the opera company she was in.
She was nothing but treble.

It's unusual, but Fred prefers soft cheeses served at a cold temperature.
He likes to enjoy the cool bries.