Schrödinger was often teased for being unimaginative.
He always thought inside the box.

What do you say to a boomer who’s complaining about gen alpha slang?
Whoop de do.

There's an angler who uses skunks for bait.
And if you believe that story, you bought it hook, line, and stinker.

When Fred found out he was married to a witch, he filed for divorce.
Now she's his hex wife.


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