he's lost it.....gotta see

 "Pre" means before and "Post" means after.

Using both at the same time would be Preposterous.

Is bird poop considered a solid or a flewid?

Fred's clearest childhood memory is going to the eye doctor to get his first pair of glasses.
Everything before that was a blur.

If inspiration is breathing in, and expiration is breathing out, what is aspiration?
Flatulence.