he's lost it.....gotta see

 If you have the chance to buy a new rug for a good price, don’t miss out.

Carpet diem.

Demons and ghouls are often seen together this time of year.
Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Fred is saving up money to plant a row of bushes along the side of his yard.
He calls it his hedge fund.

Someone asked Fred why he was throwing out his old Nirvana and Pearl Jam records.
He explained that he didn’t like to hold onto a grunge.