he's lost it.....gotta see

 Whenever I meet new people, I like to tell them about my adventures in the woods.

You never get a second chance to make a forest impression.

My neigbour's 6-year-old daughter has lined up all of her dolls towards the outdoor grill.
Looks like she's preparing some kind of barbie queue.

Do you suck at playing woodwind instruments?
That's probably why.

The circus act for the human canonball retired weeks ago.
They've tried several replacements but just haven't found anyone of his caliber.