he's lost it.....gotta see

 If a redhead starts going gray, I think it’s ok to get it dyed

I support ginger-affirming care.

People ask why Fred always makes macaroni and cheese..
He just tells them "that I like to work on my Kraft".

Fred's chiropractor has tragically passed away.
He will be honored posturemously.

The police found who stole my laundry very quickly.
Case clothed!