he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred's girlfriend just broke up with him and left him in a huge amount of debt...

Forever a loan.

What do extremely skeptical people use to blow their nose?
Truss Tissues.

Fred used to love all pizza places...
but then he  had a bad pie and started having crust issues.

Fred tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. 

He thinks he nailed it, but nobody saw it.