he's lost it.....gotta see

 Why was the scale salesman so frustrated?

Orders were light, and he got sick of weighting for the financials to balance out.

Fred went to a restaurant for a  birthday party and they made it easy to take the leftovers home.
It was a piece of cake.

Baldwin is a cool name...
It's the opposite of Hairloss.

Fred asked his wife if their kids were spoiled.
She said “all kids smell that way. “