he's lost it.....gotta see

 Last Halloween, Fred dressed up as the Flash.

He was arrested for indecent exposure.

I don’t understand hit and runs.
Just hit and drive away, you can get away much faster.

Fred told his wife that he felt like runny down the street naked, so she sprayed him with windex.

It stops streaking.

Even though I'm allergic to wheat, I eat it anyway.
I'm a gluten for punishment.