he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred wrote a book about people who died in bizarre gardening accidents.

He titled it Four Weedings and a Funeral .

It's a crime to break the rules of English grammar. 

Violators will be subject to the sin tax.

Fred put root beer in a square cup.
And it’s just beer now.

Some politicians trying to redistrict Texas are walking around the neighborhood aimlessly.
They are gerrymeandering.