he's lost it.....gotta see

 An atomic clock abruptly stopped.

It must have received a cesium desist order.

I tried to hang a picture of Diana Ross, but there ain’t no mounting high enough.

The favourite drink on the set of Oceans Eleven?
Heist tea.

Fred finally decided to give up his career as a graffiti artist.
The writing's been on the wall for a long time.