he's lost it.....gotta see

 Why did the social media manager break up with her boyfriend?

Lack of engagement.

What type of pants do ghost hunters wear?
Just a paranormal pants.

Fred noticed that there was a bad spot on the watermelon he bought.

It was a melonoma.

Fred's sister is going to transition to a man when she gets back from her vacation.
She's abroad, at the moment.