he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred is converting to Islam because of the desserts.

He can’t resist pie Allah mode.

Fred had a scary dream about a horse called Sir Prancelot.
It was a knightmare.

Doctors often don't take women's health concerns seriously.
They think it's just an ovary-action

Fred told me it would be really fun to drink someone else’s hot beverage.
I said no thanks; that’s not my cup of tea.