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 The store that sells remedies for halitosis?

Bad Breath and Beyond.

Fred bought some glow-in-the-dark garden rocks but they didn't work.
It was falsephorescence.

Fred angered two people by calling them hipsters...
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

Fred brought the groceries inside only to discover there was something leaking in the bags.
Turned out he bought hole milk.



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