The event in Alaska that POTUS should compete in?

The Idiot-arod.

A radiator shop is a great place..
to take a leak.

When I first met my wife, I showed her how to burn a wound in order to prevent infection.
It might not sound that romantic, but that’s how I cauterize.

Fred had a slip and fall at Sherwin Williams...
What a paint in the ass that was.


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