he's lost it.....gotta see

 

Restaurant Manager: Why should we hire you as a waiter?
Fred: For starters, I bring a lot to the table.

Fred's kids pranked him by putting glue on his favourite deck of playing cards.

He is having a hard time dealing with it.

There will always be a high tide and a low tide.
And that is a shore thing.

The next Olympics are expected to have a new event where you drink 10 cups of herbal tea.
It’s called the decaflon.

Fred met his wife blowing up and testing balloons at a toy factory where they both worked.
It took them 2 years to tie the knot.