Fred is changing chiropractors.
He hopes it’s not too big an adjustment.

I don't want a mausoleum after I die...
It's tomb much.

Fred bought a carpet that glows in the dark.
It's floorescent.

Fred insists that he isn't overweight.
He says he has just upgraded to family size.


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