he's lost it.....gotta see

 Fred interrupted his wife to tell her that Bruce Lee had a brother who hated jokes.

She sighed and said, “…Seriously?” Fred said, “Whoa…you’ve heard of him??”

Apparently Sting is often seen in the red light district of Amsterdam.

He goes for a massage in a brothel.

A newly released study has discovered that sausages are linked...
...to other sausages.

Fred's family used to have a bunch of Holsteins, but his father always thought they were Angus.
Fred got tired of his pop calling the cattle black

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