The secret to getting a job: applying yourself.
Fred's desserts always brought the house down.
The roof was in the pudding.
I saw a sign at a music shore: "Gone chopin. Bach in a minuet."
I don’t know how much more of this I can Handel.
I don’t know how much more of this I can Handel.
Fred came in 4th at a tea drinking competition.
He'll chai harder next time.
He'll chai harder next time.
Robin Hood's least favorite font?
The Serif of Nottingham.
The Serif of Nottingham.
The opposite of irony?
Wrinkly.
Wrinkly.
Fred used to tell a great joke about Sisyphus.
But he could never get to the end.
But he could never get to the end.
Frigidaire…
is not a great name for an oven.
is not a great name for an oven.
Just read my homeowners insurance policy.
Apparently if someone were to break-in during the night and steal my blankets I wouldn't be covered.
Apparently if someone were to break-in during the night and steal my blankets I wouldn't be covered.
Fred uses sugar, honey, or even maple syrup to sweeten his tea.
He is ambidextrose.
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