very true...

 My allergies are acting up like crazy.

Oh, well…tis the sneezin’.

Don’t go to an all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet if you have a shellfish allergy.
You could krill yourself.

Fred asked his non-binary friend if he could borrow their guitar, but they had a minor car accident on the way to Fred's house.
It was a gender bender Fender lender fender bender.

Oscar Mayer just released a pasta sauce.
It's a bolognaese.