Fred's therapist kept checking the clock and yawning during his session.
So Fred filed a bored complaint.

Somebody who routinely uses just 1% of their brain?
Centimental fool.

Fred's kid didn't know how to measure how heavy she was.
He said "I'll show you the weigh."

It’d be a big mistake to start flirting with nuns.
You don’t wanna get into that habit.


...from gord...

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