very true...

 Fred's job is top secret.

Even he doesn't know what he is doing.

An overweight Micronesian?
Macronesian.

The French wars of succession were such pedantic times.
People were splitting heirs all over the place.

What do you call a deepfake on a video call?
Tele-phony.

A friend liked to date lawyers.

I told her at some point they'd lose their appeal...