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 Fred is starting to become obsessed with wood carving…

I think he has to get over it while it's still just a whittle problem.

The wind keeps blowing windows off my greenhouse.
It's been a real pane in the grass.

ADHD: Attention Deficit HEY DOUGHNUTS!

A woman who doesn’t trust Big Pharma?
Mrs. Doubtpfizer.

Fred is starting a new diet eating nothing but squirrel food.
That's nuts!

The doctor asked Fred if he was sure about a problem with his right ear.
Fred said, "yes I'm definite".

If you’re ever assaulted by a knight or a bishop, you need to get to a hospital immediately.
Chess pains are a medical emergency.

If you’re having 2nd thoughts you’re two ahead of most people these days.

Reincarnation is making a comeback.



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