Fred got caught in a group of men running around and around in circles.

It was a malestrom.


If you sit on a window, you'll get a pane in the butt.

Why do Popes rely on the Swiss Guard?
Because, like their cheese, they're holy.

A famous computer hacker passed away.
He was encrypted in the cemetery.

Fred read the expiration date on a milk carton and thought to himself, “geez spoiler alert”.



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