Al Pacino is set to star in a new movie about a man who wins the World Knitting Championship.

It's called 'Scarf Ace'.

Scotch will probably not solve your problems.
But it's worth a shot.

The other day, someone said that fear can turn us into animals.
This thought was concerning enough to give me paws.

Another name for breast reduction surgery?
Decupitation.

Fred had some eyeglasses custom made.
They are his bespoketacles.


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