Have you heard about George Foreman's tombstone?

It's so good he put his name on it.

Teaching astrophysics these days is quite depressing.
It’s a dark matter.

My wife said all i do is tell bee jokes and she's sick of hearing them everyday..
I'll admit that stung a little.

North Korea is heartless because it doesn't have a Seoul.




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