I saw an elderly man collecting shopping carts outside my local supermarket.

He must have been pushing 80.

Fred's car engine quit working.
He says it was car-diac arrest.

Fred had to breakup with a girl who kept making fun of him for being colour blind.
It was a huge grey flag for him.

Fred was asked to stop making police puns.
So he decided to give it arrest.


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