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 A fraudster who paints famous Mongolian rulers?

Khan artist.

When I see lover's names carved into a tree I think it is strange how many people take knives on a date.

Workout sweat is just your body crying.

Ravens have 17 pinion feathers, whereas crows have 16.
The difference between Ravens and Crows is therefore only a matter of a pinion.






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