There is a new bakery staffed mainly by physically and intellectually challenged workers.

It's called Special Kneads.

Fred's wife blogs about wedding planning.
It's a very engaged audience.

Complex arithmetic should be taken seriously.
It's all fun and games until someone loses an i.

Fred once dated a girl called Sue Denim.
Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains


What will we call the kids conceived during the pandemic in ten years?
Quaranteens.

Fred wanted to turn his car into a muscle car.
So he took its wheels off. Now it's jacked.

Death is pansexual.
It comes for everyone.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.



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