very true...

 I knew she was a ghost the minute she walked through the door.

Fred is addicted to popping the joints in his knuckles.
It's like crack.

Fred's dentist told him that he had 'summer' teeth.

Summer there, and summer not.

Fred's cat ate a bunch of tinsel off the christmas tree.

It now has tinselitis.

If artists wear sketchers, do linguists wear converse?

My wife asked me if I remembered that old church with the broken steeple.

I said that it doesn't ring a bell.

Fred tried to write a book about beer…
… but  couldn’t get beyond the first draft.

The best way to catch a flamenco dancer?
You castanet.

Fred made a pair of pants out of spider web silk. They're really great, except...
The fly keeps getting stuck.

Fred is no onger allowed to sing Christmas Carols at the psychiatric hospital
Apparently "Do You Hear What I Hear" was a poor song choice.

Companies making butter alternatives are not faring well;
they've got low profit margarines.