Fred raises racing geese for sale.

He always welcomes people to come for a quick gander.

 

Fred the astronaut waited many years for his turn to go into orbit.

When he finally got there he was happy that his weight was over.

 

Fred really wanted to tell his wife that he'd clean the floors.
But didn't want to make a sweeping statement.

 

Being a baseball umpire is great.
You often get to work at home.

 

Someone asked me if I knew any dad jokes about architecture. I said…
Yeah I know a cupola of ‘em.

 

Fred's snooty friend always uses French words like hors d’oeuvres in his day-to-day conversation.
And that’s just…for starters.

Many people believe programmers practice witchcraft.
Because they know how to hex a decimal.

 

Fred thought he’d accidentally stumbled across the dark web the other day…
…then realised he hadn’t turned his monitor on.

 

A well dressed businessman was brought in by the fashion police.
They questioned him over his criminal ties.

 

Fred was surprised that his hotel in Madrid had a resident doctor.

He didn't expect a Spanish inn physician.

 

Fred was asked how his  job was going at the eveready battery factory.
He said that it has it's pluses and minuses.

 

People who are afraid of flying aren't actually afraid of flying.
They're afraid of suddenly not flying anymore.