from moe...

 

Donald Trump met with the Queen of England. He asked her, “Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, “The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Donald Trump frowned, and then asked, “But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?”

The Queen took a sip of tea. “Oh, that’s easy: you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle.”

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. “Please send Boris Johnson in here, would you?”

Boris Johnson walked into the room and said, “Yes, Your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said, “Answer me this please, Boris; your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Boris answered, “That would be me.”

“Yes! very good,” said the Queen.

Donald Trump went back home and asked Rudy Giuliani the same question; “Rudi, answer this for me. “Your mother and your father have a child. It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister. Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Giuliani. “Let me get back to you on that one.” He went to all his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him the answer.

Finally, Rudy Giuliani ran into Kamala Harris out eating one night.  He asked, Kamala, can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it’s not your brother nor your sister. Who is it?”  Kamala answered right back, “That’s very easy, it’s me!”

Rudy Giuliani smiled, and said, “Thanks!” Then he went back to speak with Donald Trump. “Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Kamala Harris .”

Donald Trump got up, stomped over to Rudy Giuliani , and angrily yelled into his face. “No, you idiot! It’s Boris Johnson!”

AND, THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT WENT ON IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR THE LAST FOUR YEARS! PLENTY OF LIES AND COVERING OBVIOUS FACTS WITH FALSEHOOD.