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     The rain was pouring down outside O'Connor's Irish Pub.   There standing in front of a big puddle outside the pub was an old Irishman, drenched, holding a stick, with a piece of string dangling in the water.   A passer-by stopped and asked him, "What are you doing?   “Fishing”, replied the old man.   Feeling sorry for the old man, the gent says, “Come in out of the rain and have a drink with me.”   In the warm ambiance of the pub, as they sip their whiskies, the gentleman, being a bit of a superior smart ass, cannot resist asking, "So how many have you caught today?”   "You're the 8th", replied the old man.

 

 

 

 

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