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Who’s the saddest at lunchtime?
The ba-lonely sandwich
Fred's wife accused him of being a transvestite..
So he packed her things and left.
What lesson does a tailor learn about karma?
As you sew, so shall you rip.
Fred's wife made a t-shirt with his face on it looking
depressed.
She's really been wearing him down.
Some people think that telling puns makes me immature and
childish.
But I'm a groan man, dammit.
We bought a really big strainer for the kitchen
It's mass-sieve
Trump may be guilty of crimes against humility.
There in lies the rub... unless it's ribs, then there ON
lies the rub.
Fred had to make a marketing presentation for an underwear
company, and he asked me for suggestions.
I said, “Start…..with a brief introduction.”
Last night in bed, my wife kept saying “I was born in 1892
in Bloemfontein and I wrote The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings”
She’s Tolkien in her sleep again.
How do you compliment a Japanese chef if you liked their pasta?
A-rigatoni
How did the cheesemaker start his business?
He took out a provo-loan
Waldo gave up lifting weights the gym because nobody
could spot him.
The solitary billionaire?
Alone Musk
The difference between a diploma and a roll of wallpaper?
When someone hands you a roll of wallpaper, you know you have a job ahead of
you.
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